NAME
    App::QuoteCC - Take a quote file and emit a standalone program that
    spews a random quote

SYNOPSIS
    Compile a quotes file to a stand-alone binary:

        curl http://v.nix.is/~failo/quotes.yml | quotecc -i - -I YAML -o - -O C | gcc -x c -o failo-wisdom -
        curl http://www.trout.me.uk/quotes.txt | quotecc -i - -I Fortune -o - -O C | gcc -x c -o perl-wisdom -

    Or to a fast stand-alone minimal Perl script:

        curl http://v.nix.is/~failo/quotes.yml | quotecc -i - -I YAML -o failo-wisdom.pl -O Perl
        curl http://www.trout.me.uk/quotes.txt | quotecc -i - -I Fortune -o perl-wisdom.pl -O Perl

    See how small they are:

        $ du -sh *-wisdom*
        56K     failo-wisdom
        44K     failo-wisdom.pl
        80K     perl-wisdom
        76K     perl-wisdom.pl

    Emit a random quote with the C program:

        time (./failo-wisdom && ./perl-wisdom)
        Support Batman - vote for the British National Party
        < dha> Now all I have to do is learn php
        <@sungo> it's easy.
        <@sungo> take your perl knowledge. now smash it against child pornography

        real    0m0.004s
        user    0m0.000s
        sys     0m0.008s

    Or with the Perl program:

        $ time (perl failo-wisdom.pl && perl perl-wisdom.pl)
        I just see foreign words like private public static void feces implements shit extending penis
        <@pndc> Imagine if cleaners were treated like sysadmins. "I've just
                pissed all over the office floor; it's the cleaner's fault."

        real    0m0.022s
        user    0m0.012s
        sys     0m0.004s

    Emit all quotes:

        ./failo-wisdom --all > /tmp/quotes.txt

    Emit quotes to interactive shells on login, in /etc/profile:

        # spread failo's wisdom to interactive shells
        if [[ $- == *i* ]] ; then
            failo-wisdom
        fi

DESCRIPTION
    I wrote this program because using fortune(1) and Perl in /etc/profile
    to emit a random quote on login was too slow. On my system fortune(1)
    can take ~100 ms from a cold start, although subsequent invocations when
    it's in cache are ~10-20 ms.

    Similarly using Perl is also slow, this is in the 80 ms range:

        perl -COEL -MYAML::XS=LoadFile -E'@q = @{ LoadFile("/path/to/quotes.yml") }; @q && say $q[rand @q]'

    Either way, when you have a 40 ms ping time to the remote machine
    showing that quote is the major noticeable delay when you do *ssh
    machine*.

    quotecc solves that problem, showing a quote takes around 4 ms now.
    That's comparable with any hello wold program in C that I produce.

AUTHOR
    Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason <avar@cpan.org>

LICENSE AND COPYRIGHT
    Copyright 2010 Ævar Arnfjörð Bjarmason <avar@cpan.org>

    This program is free software, you can redistribute it and/or modify it
    under the same terms as Perl itself.